You should marry me..........

I got some emails from an interested bachelor thanks to my cousin on the West coast whose been looking out for me. At work I showed it to Angela to get her opinion, we decided that other than him being irrationally prejudiced against makeup-we really like him! Angela then took it upon herself to write a reply email on my behalf. What do yall think....should I send it?

Salaam alaykum wa rahmatullah,

I think u should know that I’m hot and fun and good girl and you should marry me, I will get a few tattoos of makeup before I make that promise to you,but don’t worry inshallah once the procedures are done im going to make that promise! ;) just one more question before we end our interviews, are you really hairy? ;) ok well I am UPSing all my stuff to boston next week see you soon!

Love asoom

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