Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Why did the chicken cross the road

A series of txt messages during a Tuesday night

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road

HotJordanianGuy: why

Me: Because the light turned green

HJG: good one glad I didn't stay up for it

Me: why did the pig cross the road

HJG: not sure

Me: because it was the chicken's day off

HJG: you're giving me an ulcer

Me: don't pretend like that wasn't the funniest thing you ever heard

..........awwww I gave him an ulcer, he totally likes me


KJ said...

You need to learn the ways of guy sarcasm :P

secratea said...

cute :D

Beave said...

I actually laughed out loud. Those where some of the stupidest silly jokes ever. :D

Anonymous said...

loool, want lame jokes, here u go:

1. What's pink and fluffy ?
2. what ?
1. pink fluff, hehehe
1. 6ayeb what's blue and fluffy ?
2. what ?
1. pink fluff holding his breath

xD xD xD i laughed my ass off when i first heard this one xD

Hamza said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ anonymous. Now that's a funny joke.

asoom said...

KJ, teach me

secratea, I know

beave, lol I thought the pig one was hilarious

anon, that's a good one!

hamza, i agree